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Lady Artisan’s Apron

Wore the apron at Costume College on Saturday, when I took the light-saber making class. Very practical apron, yet also a nifty costume at the same time.

I wore it with a white button-down shirt, a black tie printed in silver with machinery gears from Cyberoptix on Etsy, a black knee-length knit skirt, black-and-white stripey tights, and black leather pointy-toe bat-buckle boots. On my head, I had a dreaded hair fall, a pair of spiral-steel corset bones wired together, a random audio cable tied into a bow, and Quidditch goggles.

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Really random things I make

I could have been working on something recognizable and sensible for Costume College. But no, I finished up this strange apron thing that is not really steampunk, nor Victorian, nor really anything anyone else would ever wear. But hey, that’s what I do. As Thomas commented, I’m the costume mashup queen.

I zig-zagged the patches on, for an extra punk look — messy is punk, oi!

Unfortunately, zig-zag, being a wide stitch, kinda covered up some of the text that was really close to the edge of the patches, like on the Mina and the Harkers. C’est la vie…

Why yes, that’s an elastic loop for my Sonic Screwdriver! See, it’s not so much steampunk as geekpunk. I’m inventing my own new genre, thanks. The D-ring on the other side, I plan to hang my light saber from. Ok, maybe it’s dorkpunk.

Steampunk brooch

Steampunk brooch

Later today, instead of starting that ruff for the 1580s gown, I had a hankering to make a steampunky brooch to go with this outfit. Though it ended up not really working with this outfit. See, I’d thought to wear it at the center point of the sweetheart neckline, but then, I want to wear this cool new tie, and a brooch would cover that up.

So I thought, well, I’ll put a brooch on the mini top hat and wear that. ‘Cept I’m wearing the mini top hat on Friday. And then when I made the brooch, it ended up being a style that needs to dangle longways, which might work on a mini tricorn, but not on a mini top hat because the brim would get in the way. I can try it, but it’s not likely. So yeah, I make random things…

The collage includes a photo of Berlin Wall graffiti saying “who is who?”, a photo of a Notre Dame gargoyle (mounted on foam for a slightly 3D effect), and the Duran Duran “New Moon on Monday” symbol, plus a pearl, a crystal bead, a black bead, and a watch turning bit.

No idea when or what I’ll use it for. Stay tuned for future steampunky action on that front! Or heck, I’ll just wear on a lapel to work.

Brooch collage

Brooch collage

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I think we can call it an apron now

Basically done, just needs froofy bits. Please to be ignoring the ratty hair and flip-flops.

All of the patches I designed, not sure if I’ll put all of them on the apron.

Steampunk patches I designed

Steampunk patches I designed

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Harder than it looks

The lady artisan’s apron is harder to make than one might think. At least if you’re me. Because (a) I’m slow in general and (b) it involves pattern drafting, which is not a fine skill o’ mine.

The skirt went together easy-peasy. Skirts usually do. But I tried three different bodice ideas before I got one to work. Two kinds of darts, then I gave up and dug out a princess-seamed elf gown bodice, hacked off the shoulder area and back, and turned it into a bustier. That actually fit me (because, well, it was a gown I knew already fit me).

Then I got a little fancy with some binding and trim. Put the buckle on too. Everything fits, just need to add the straps, which I have overall strap doohickeys, and that should take an hour to figure out tomorrow (or *maybe* later tonight).

Then it’s just all the fancy bits — pockets, hooks, holders, plus the cool Victorian-novel and Dr. Who inspired patches I’ve been designing and plan to print out on ink-jet transfer paper, apply to scraps of cotton, and baste onto the apron, along with watch parts when those arrive from my eBay buys. But all that’s gravy.

It kinda looks like a prom dress from the front, but really, it’s an apron.

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Stuck on steampunk

Clearly, I’m stuck on steampunk, So much so that I dashed off to Jo-Ann’s after the BBQ yesterday! Found some dark dusty rose twill-ish bottomweight cotton-poly blend stuff with a great drape for the Lady Artisan’s Apron, plus black cotton belting for the straps, gunmetal-colored D rings, a gunmetal-colored plastic parachute-style buckle for the back closure, silver overall buckles for the front (didn’t have gunmetal — wonder if I can paint those or sand / distress them a bit?), and a black plastic swivel clip that just looked inviting (keyring? purse clip? I’ll figure out something, especially since I don’t have carabiners on hand for the D rings, so the swivel clip might be easier, though I should go down to Mel Cotton’s Sporting Goods and check for clips there too).

I was very tempted by rivets and anorak snaps for decoration, but I’d have had to buy the tools to apply them. The additional cost for just one project would have been kind of silly — suuuuuuuuure, I might have used the rivet / snap tools for something else in the future, where have I heard that one before? Somewhere in The Stash I have a Bedazzler, which I think can apply studs, so if I get a yen for further surface decoration, there ya go. Plus, I have a small eyelet setter that my mom gave me, which could add more textural interest, if warranted.

Yes, it would be fun to own every possible tool in the world, but we can’t always afford it. Still need to get a Dremel tool and buy all the junk for the light saber class at Costume College, so don’t go nuts on this apron project which is a last-minute add-on.

Anyway, I want to sew this weekend. Let’s see how long that feeling lasts.

later that day…

Discovering an eBay seller’s supply of watch parts and clock keys gave me the wicked idea of making my apron into a Time Lady’s artisan apron. Clock keys, watch gears, Time Lords, get it? Ye old Key to Time series. Har har. Also, I’ve always loved keys.

(Can you tell I’m distracted and not wanting to work today? Silly mid-week holiday!)

and again later that day…

I *should* have gotten snaps and the snap tool-setter — then I could make an adjustable strap for holding a pen or sonic screwdriver or magic wand or other tools. Because they’re all different widths, y’know.

Could use velcro, but that’s just not as cool-looking on the outside.

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Steampunk early in the a.m.

Ideas often hit me while I’m laying in bed half-awake … I want the lady’s apron to be red with patches scattered all over. At first, I thought of buying Harry Potter patches to go with the Quidditch goggles. Then I wanted a Holyhead Harpies Quidditch team patch. Which I’d have to make.

If I’m making them, why not make ones of all kinds of faux things, a la the Miss Steampunk skirt? It could be multi-fandom … like Milliways and UNIT … then I thought Batwing Candlewax for some reason and figured, why not go really authentically steampunk and make up fake band names that are taken from Victorian novels? Such as …

Heathcliff and the Brooders
The Eyreites
Rosamond’s Many Charms
Death Not Divided
Little Father Time
Jude and the Obscures
The Brideheads
Bathsheba’s Seven Years
The Desperate Remedies
The Egdon Heaths
The Reddlemen
Eustacia’s Pagan Eyes
The Furze-Cutters
Shadwater Weir
The Quiet Woman
Tess and the Durbeyfields
Maiden No More
Angel Clare
The Mellstock Quire
The Wildfell Tenants
Villette and the Brettons
Lucy Snowe’s Secret
The Governesses
Acton Bell
The Madwoman in the Attic
The French Dancer’s Bastard
Cathy’s Ghost
Top Withens
The Foundlings
Lockwood’s Nightmare

I’m sure there are more. Gotta flip thru actual books for phrases. But this is a start. And, of course, I’m sure I’ll waste way more time designing patches than actually sewing up an apron.

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Things in my head

I really want to make a steampunky lady’s artisan apron now, especially after seeing Jade’s in person. It looked fab, plus comfortable, and I’ve had a yen for steampunk since seeing all those delicious Dark Industry clothes at C13 (that’s one of the reasons I bought those Quidditch goggles, when I bought my Madame Hooch hat :-).

Maybe I will actually sew this weekend (if it’s not terribly hot). I need to start on some Costume College stuff anyway. And all the fabric stores are having sales. Maybe I could whip up an apron. Hahahaha, me “whip up” something. So funny.

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