Lady Fifi MacFoufster, captain of the pirate ship, the Purple Prose, writer of overwrought words, wielder of the poisoned pen, mixer of metaphors, and defender of the serial comma!
About 2am the night before I first wore this, I invented the persona for this costume. Seemed appropriate, being that I’m a writer and editor by profession. I added the bright yellow and purple Yahoo! pen in my belt so I would have something to brandish (my sword being peace-bonded for the con).